What? No, don't worry about that! We
don't allow the under twelves to drink alcohol on the premises. Good Lord
no! I suspect that devious little vixen will be selling it onto one of
the fourth form.
Well, it is so hard for the girls to get hold of really
good flammable materials.
Drink it? Heavens no! You can see the damage it does
to me! Our girls come from decent stock, they can afford better.
Drink up, I'm two ahead already. There, that hits
the spot, doesn't it? Room a bit spinny? Yes I get that too, but sadly
not so much these days. I find teaching a lot easier if the edges are
a little blurred you know.
Now I don't know about you, but I find gin makes one
a little sleepy.
Would you mind awfully popping back in a little while
after my afternoon nap?
*SNORE*
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